Sentimental Comedy

Ally Osborne, Aesthetic Editor

April 3, 2017

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Sentimentality will be my downfall. As a senior, I reminisce on the “good old days” of previous high school years just like teenagers on Twitter reminisce about Obama. I even break down sobbing looking at a picture of some...

Satire of Body Expectations

Sam Marshall, Perspectives Editor

April 3, 2017

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Instead of going for plastic surgery to enhance a  butt, invest in a funhouse mirror. They give the same effect without surgery. Flawless humans of Barbie proportions greet women as they turn magazine pages, creating a narrow...

Questions to See Beyond a Person

Ally Osborne, Aesthetic Editor

April 3, 2017

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    Texting, even face to face conversations are short sided by a lack of depth. Resorting to basic dialogue is a new normal, abandoning our once sense of closeness. Instead of asking the tired question of “what’s...

Conspiracy Theory Satire

Jordan Larsen, Staff Reporter|

April 3, 2017

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Conspiracy theories are the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese of detective work, because they are cheap and easily found. Great works from communities of people are known as “The President who Was a Lizard”, “Wear Tinfoil Hats:...

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend

Parker Gravelle, Staff Reporter

April 3, 2017

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Chrissy Teigen and John Legend. Their love is eternal and needs to be protected at all costs, which is why they would make a great First Couple. She wiped away his onion-tears while he was cooking and says that he helped her realize...

Monday Blues

Kathryn McCourt, Staff Reporter

March 8, 2017

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Monday’s suck. It is a fact. Every Monday we walk into the school just counting down the time until we walk back out. We sit in classes while we try not to fall asleep and stumble through the hallways without getting trampled....

Fear On the Phone

Parker Gravelle, Staff Reporter

March 8, 2017

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Wear a belt because these horror apps are designed to scare the pants right off of you. The scariest, most chilling, most mind-boggling virtual reality and augmented reality horror games are available to play, if you dare. The...

Fear the Forest

Nathan Stafford, Staff Reporter

March 8, 2017

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The human race is in grave danger. We may have advanced brains, and technology far superior to most other species on earth (excluding the lizard people who run our government), but compared to trees, we are tiny and pathetic....

Letter To Obama

Letter To Obama

March 7, 2017

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